Saturday, May 31, 2008

School Excuses

There are a variety of places you can go online today to get school excuses that you can easily print off. In fact, you can find various templates that you can print from your computer so you can take...

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Fake Doctors Sick Note

Looking for a fake doctors sick note? Read on...

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Doctor Excuses - Get The Sick Time You Need With A Doctor Excuse Form Note

Every now and then, just about every one ends up needing doctor excuses. In many cases the doctor excuse form note is the only time that your employer is going to excuse your absence from work. These ...

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Doctors Excuses - Using A Fake Doctors Sick Note To Get Out Of Work Or School

Looking for doctors excuses? You're not alone. Thousands of people a day search online for a fake doctors sick note. These fake doctors notes can be found online. Read on to learn where you can fi...

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Printable Doctors Excuses - Using A Doctors Excuse As An Excuse For Missing School Or Work

Today there are a variety of different places on the web where you can go to get printable doctors excuses. You can use the doctors excuse as an excuse for missing school or work. There are a variety ...

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Printable Doctor Excuses - Using Doctors Excuses For Students And Employees

About every one will require printable doctor excuses from time to time. If you do have doctors excuses for students or employees for missing school or work, usually you cannot get into trouble with y...

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The Blind Beggar

I have a friend who just doesn't seem to run out of funny stories. Although this story is simply a humorous one, it is not intended to hurt anyone - but it is simply related to provide humor.

The se...

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Cartoon Caricatures of Celebrities

There are many different ways to give your website an original flair or appeal. The coming of Web 2.0 will surely have an impact of online advertising. But there is still a place for some of the older...

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

To Change A Name

A friend of mine told me of an old Chinese business man named Ton Shing Hua who had been an immigrant to the United States for almost 10 years. One of this man's challenges was to make it easier for ...

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Aunt Ruth and the Ginger Snap Cookie Incident

We grew up in the 1940's and '50's on a small dairy and chicken farm in Belfast, Maine. 'We' being my two brothers and three cousins. Times there were hard. Farming in those days, as I suspect it is n...

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Caricatures: An Historical Encounter

Humorous or demeaning, caricatures have always captured the attention of people from all walks of life. Caricatures, in their very essence, have a human appeal, which tend to exaggerate or distort a p...

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A Gift with a Difference!

How often do you find yourself in a dilemma when you begin looking for the perfect gift to present your wife, your parents or your dearest friend? I guess most of us want to gift something unique-...

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Friday, May 23, 2008

How To Make Your Blog Stand Out From The Crowd

There are millions of bloggers, millions of blogs: how
can you ever stand out from the crowd? Well someone
is going to, so determine that someone is you!

Kick in with the design of your blo...

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Pharisee and the Tax Collector

Perhaps, a majority of Christians already know the story of the Pharisee and the tax collector as related by Jesus in the Holy Bible. This is b...

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Getting Married

This story was one of the examples that was related by a pastor in one of his church sermons.

An old millionaire have one day decided to distribute his wealth to his heirs. However, this millionaire...

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Attack of the Pinheads: A bowler's worst nightmare

It was late. The game was almost over...almost.

The Pinheads had just about enough. They had one ball too many thro...

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Monday, May 19, 2008

The Down and the Dirty

It is perplexing how most men seem to think that women can't take dirty jokes. Admittedly, we tend to draw the line at certain things (anything devaluing women can't be funny...unless we're talki...

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Seasickness Remedies That Really Do Work

Seasickness does exist and is probably the primary reason people avoid cruises. And, cruises from New York may seem particularly daunting since ships must sail in the Atlantic Ocean where storms aren'...

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

Choose the right Bass Fishing Tackle for your first fishing adventure

If your going on your first Bass fishing trip and you haven't done any fishing ever before it can be a bit daunting to try and find the right fishing tackle. The moment you step in to a shop that sel...

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Golf Bites - Lighten up, its only a game!

It is definitely interesting how we can so whole heartedly detest a game while at the same time enjoy it for its relaxation/stress releasing benefits. It doesn’t matter how old or young you are, yo...

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

PLANETURINE.COM

PLANETURINE.COM
Bette Dowdell

You know life is not all you hoped it might be when you find yourself spending time at www.planeturine.com. Pray let me tell you a story of staggering to triumph through...

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Funny 50th Birthday Poem - How To Create A Personal Gift

It can be extremely difficult to find the perfect words when looking for a funny 50th birthday poem. Finding a funny 50th birthday poem that will not only make someone laugh but is special, personal a...

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I Should Have Gone To Bed

It was 9:30 in the evening when my stomach began to growl and complain of emptiness. There's a Subway Sandwich Shop on the corner of our street, and the cool nights here in Arizona make it an enjo...

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Do Not Panic I Am Not Islamic

This is a funny little story, if not a some what sad reflection on the state of today’s society, it is all about the months after the July terrorist bombings in London. Enjoy!

The UK as a whole was...

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The National Bums Club of America

Let's face it, who doesn't want to be a bum.

Bums have all of the power and who doesn't want power? Right? Right.

We all want power. Of course, the down side is that sometimes there i...

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How to Tell Jokes

How to Tell Jokes

We all have heard this line; Did you hear the one about?

Telling jokes is still one of the most popular forms of getting people to smile and laugh. Laughter has been known to h...

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

THOUGHTS ON MOTHERHOOD

Thoughts on Motherhood... by Karen A. Lech

Motherhood, as Erma Bombeck once said, is the second oldest profession. I tend to disagree, as biblically there was no red light district in the Garden of ...

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Weekend Tips / A Lazy ���Worst Of��� Compilation

Saying goodbye to the football season is very much like giving birth to a ginger child: after nine months of optimism, hope and anguish, you’re left with a genuine feeling of disappointment.

Th...

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Alarms and Clocks: an outline History

The earliest form of alarm clock was probably a big guy standing by a sundial waiting to shout: Oi -- wake up!

Alarm is defined as a state of fear or heightened anxiety and comes from old Italia...

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What is it with Clock radios?

I don't know what it is with the manufacturers of clock radios, but when they sit at their brain storming sessions, thinking up new ways to design this little noise box to wake you up in the morning f...

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Teachers have to be old and ugly

Next month, the world's youngest college professor will be starting her new job at Konkuk University, at the ripe age of 19. Initially this is an amazing story. Alia Sabur was in college at 10, workin...

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25 signs you have had too much to drink

1.) You lose arguments with a garden hose.

2.) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3.) Job interfering with you're drinking.

4.) Your doctor finds tra...

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Friday, May 9, 2008

Naked Day: Coming Back to Nature

"Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons." Genesis 3:3

In the Book of Genesis, God made Ada...

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Ispovijest mlade seljanke

Jednog jutra ja sjedim na plaštu i osjećam gdje mi
sise rastu, stalno trljam rukom ispod donje trbe jer
me ovdje sad dlačice svrbe. Ležim tako i sunce me
grije, među noge ne...

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CHAPTER 4: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Makes a 'Name' For Herself

(Don't Ask Me - I Only Write 'Em!)

Chapters 1, 2, and 3 tell the story of my little black cat, Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty: how she came to live with me, accidentally get herself elected to Cong...

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

10 More Silly Lorry Stories!

As I reported in my previous article, 'World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories', lorries and lorry drivers seem to have a habit of being involved in some of the world's quirkiest news stories. Well, with a...

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

CHAPTER 3: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Swoops Congress

(Don't Ask Me - I Only Write 'em!)

Chapters 1 and 2 related the incredible aspects of my little black cat, the inimitable Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty, accidentally getting herself elected to Congres...

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Beaver in Argentina

25 pairs of beaver were taken to Argentina by someone interested in fur farming. They were under the radar of the local predators and there are now over 200,000 of them in the wild. (Enthusiasti...

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Monday, May 5, 2008

4 Ways You Don���t Want to Die

When I’ve done all I can to live this wonderful, wonderful life of mine, maybe have a successful career, become a guajillionaire, raise amazing kids who will outdo me and carry my name, live on a fa...

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

The Idiots Defense Fund

Are you an idiot? Have people told you this? While, it truly is a very rude thing to say to someone, there comes a time when we simply have to admit the hard cold facts. You can do it...say th...

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Key Ingredients to Cool Funny Videos

Funny videos have become a hot and happening stuff among web surfers these days. Video sharing sites like You Tube, Big Think, Daily Motion or Google Videos are the central hubs for enthusiasts who de...

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Saturday, May 3, 2008

Spice Up Your Lives with Online Peppy Humors

Humor is the spice of life. Life without fun and humor is simply vain. Thanks to technological advancement in recent years, sources of humor have evolved themselves to new heights. Movies or plays are...

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When Traveling In Ireland, Avoid The Slurry Pits!

In 2004, I had a once in a lifetime opportunity to spend three weeks in Ireland! It was my first trip to Europe and I was over the moon with excitement and anticipation! I went with two friends, both ...

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Five Reasons Why Science Might End the World

Let's forget, for a moment, all the lofty promises that science fiction movies made, including flying cars, virtual worlds and teleportation. The real futuristic world offers amazing scientific advanc...

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South African Slang - understanding the locals

I was chatting to an Australian on a internet forum site today, and I realised that we almost speak a different language. I know some of the Aussie slang, but not enough to impress the guy. So OK, I l...

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Crosswords

Damn it to hell, what do they mean by "Rob Roy refusal?" I have been consuming alcohol for nearly 50 years and cannot get this one.

According to the New York Times the puzzle "...get...

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5 Common Things People Get Frustrated About

1.) Windows Vista

This speaks for itself. Windows Vista is like having unprotected sexual relations with a bimbo. Someone who looks absolutely radiant and sexy, but has the intelligence ...

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