Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Five Things You Didn't Know You Can Use Oils and Lubes On

We all know that oil as lubrication can be used on rusty door hinges, car engine lubrication, jewelry cleaning solution and even in creating a non-stick surface for Teflon pans and pots. But did you ...

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Counter Curse

Once upon a time, I cleaned the kitchen counter. I looked upon my accomplishment and was amazed at the size and usability of this arti. I had no idea that I could actually prepare meals on top of it. ...

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CHAPTER 2: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Does Politics

(Don't ask me - I only write 'em!)

In CHAPTER 1: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Goes to Washington, I explained the life of the inimitable Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty as a kitten and the trials she faced ...

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Monday, April 28, 2008

how to catch crabs

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Struggle From Shame

Even as Christians, all of us have many different struggles in life. Much more so that we are struggling because of sin and sin is so shameful that we need our continous spiritual cleansing.

Althoug...

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Date

As he rushed out of the door of his office, he glanced at his watch, "Only 5 minutes late!" he thought to himself. "Drive a little faster and I should make it on time, no sweat!" as he...

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Evolution?

The Institute for Profunditilogical Thought, has just released its latest position paper. The council has thought about this situation deeply, with great intensity, since this is such a sensiti...

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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Squirrels,Cats, and Lawn Mowers

When I first started writing a blog, I figured it would be a piece of cake. Just write a few lines and that would be it. Well, that is the farthest thing from the truth. Blogs require a great deal of ...

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Pope Benedict calls for the Religious Freedom to blow yourself Up

This afternoon Pope Benedict XVI addressed the United Nations minutes from ground zero and called for religious freedom. Pope Benedict, wearing his brand new white Prada yarmulkah told the ambassadors...

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Friday, April 25, 2008

The Plight of Growing Old

Growing old...

Something I know a little something about. There's a lot of people out there that say that growing old is hard, but I have to admit, it one of the easiest things I have ever done and i...

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So you want to be a banquet manager

So, You Want To Be a Banquet Manager

Are you nuts!

Sure, it looked like a glamorous position when you attended your friends wedding last month. Watching the banquet manager, or maitre d', escorting...

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T OWN A DRAGON AS A PET

It's almost dragon breeding season and soon your local animal shelters will be offering these poor homeless fire-breathing creatures (and their cute hatchlings) to unsuspecting customers. Be a...

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Boo! Top 10 Scariest Travel Destinations

Some people travel for fun, others for excitement, but perhaps the most alarming genre of tourists are the ones who get their kicks from visiting the most horrifying and ghoulish destinations from thr...

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Sign me up to swear off signs

The Five Man Electrical Band (originally The Staccatos) was a rock group from Canada’s capital city of Ottawa, best known for their 1971 hit single”Signs“, a song that greatly popularize...

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The Organized Failure Business Model

The term "business model" describes a broad range of informal and formal models that are used by enterprises to represent various aspects of business, including its purpose, offerings, strateg...

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

CHAPTER 1: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Goes To Washington

How did it all start? I really can't answer that. All I know at this point is that my cute little black cat, Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty, is now in Washington, D.C. where she went having somehow been ele...

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Lorries In The Limelight

What do you think of when you picture a lorry? Perhaps one of these lorries from popular culture. They might not wear giant sunglasses or have punch-ups with the paparazzi, but that doesn't make t...

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Office Joke

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Oppo...

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Mad Cow Takes No Bull!

Mad cow disease is a killer. When cows get mad all society suffers. As the commercial says 'happy cows make good cheese'. That's true, you know. And good burgers too. Anyway, if cows are bullied all t...

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Carols

The adult film industry has many knockers, but I remain a fully-fledged supporter. My only possible critique would be that the storylines occasionally lack realism. I can’t begin to tell you how d...

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World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories!

Whether it's down to lack of sleep, a comical attitude or a desire for distractions on a long journey, for some reason lorries and lorry drivers have been the focus of many of the craziest news storie...

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Which Came First; The Chicken Or The Egg?

The first recorded reference to the Chicken and Egg debate harks all the way back to ancient Greek philosophers when Aristotle (384-322 BC) wrote:

"If there has been a first man he m...

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Are you a Geek?

According to Richard Clarke on an interview last 2007 on The Colbert report, the difference between nerds and geeks is "geeks get it done" as Julie Smith defined a geek as "a bright young ...

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Friday, April 18, 2008

LEARNING CHINESE - NOT!

When I first came to Taiwan to live I listened to the language and thought to myself, "OK, this doesn't sound so hard. I have high-school French and German so I already possess some linguistic abi...

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The Problem With Girls...

Ok, Please do not pelt rocks at me. Let me start off by saying that I love women. Whether they be big (hey, i dedicated a whole post to this here ) or tiny, blond, brunette, white, black, cara...

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Redneck How-To Guide

There seems to come a time in everyone's journey down the highway of life that you reflect on your state of affairs and conclude that you want to become a redneck. As demonstrated by the armored car ...

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A tongue in cheek method of predicting success, based upon Men's room habits

There is surely a female equivalent to this, but a thought which has been almost in my consciousness until today, was suddenly clarified in such a manner that I feel confident enough to proclaim it he...

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Supermutant Powers! What Would You Choose?

Ok, let's throw the gloves out if the window. Let's not pretend to be mature and intellectual. Let's all just let go of work, of school, of girl problems and of all things stressful in our life. Let's...

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Goofisms: The Worms Have It!

Big Oil, the meat industry, chemical fertilizer manufacturers and queasy people everywhere are shaking in their boots due to recent scientific and agricultural innovations brought about by worm farmin...

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A Day in the Life of a Road Comic

Ever wonder what a comedian does in all the hours when he's not onstage? Well, what follows is a typical day in the life of yours truly. The entertainer's life, in all of it's steamy details, is n...

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Monday, April 14, 2008

I Want To Kiss Your Ass!

As our population increases there seems to be more and more drivers who try to live their life on
the edge. Some people might think spontaneous lane changers who move from one lane to
another or bli...

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The story of a Face

When asked if I would consider having a face lift I thought for only a moment and replied “it is a little too late for this old face. But as I look at these wrinkles I see the story of a lif...

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

WWW. Fred/me/I am getting worried about him.com

I purchased a ceramic frog at a dollar store several years ago. I immediately placed him on the ledge of my stove. I named him Fred because he reminded me of a Fred. He just looks like a Fred and in s...

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I can give what no other can.

A paper hat!

Thats right ladies your own paper hat. I will make it for you out of that days paper. If you wish I can adorn it with frilly things and semi precious stones.

Wanna be a sexy pirate?...

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Uhhh...I Wouldn't Eat There If I Were You

The world over is full of amazing places to go, adventures to take and awesome meals to partake in. I for one am a firm believer that you the true way to get the flavor of any place is to try its food...

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The Great Log Cabin Cover Up

They lied to me. The brohure said,”some log”. What it should have said was almost all log. Would that have stopped me? Good question.
It was a piture perfect setting. A white ...

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