Saturday, December 6, 2008

When Are Jokes Offensive To People

Christopher Morley once said “Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in ev...

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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Ebay shuns the sale of Lizard love Photographs by auctionspoof.com

According to inside sources over at ebay headquarters it seems that the auction giantis gearing up for a new rash of crazy new policies.
A new ban is going to occur in the near future according to,...

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Supermaze: Where Did the Bathroom Doors Go?

Oh where, oh where have the bathroom doors gone? Oh where, oh where could they be?

I am appalled. I don't know when it happened, or how I missed it, but the bathroom doors in public restrooms...

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Americans shocked by the news that the U.S. Soccer team did not win Euro 08

Recent studies report that the majority of Americans are "quite surprised" that the United States Soccer team failed to come out on top in the European competition, which recently took place i...

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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Do Pink Nurses Need Insurance?

According to Wikipedia, "Any risk that can be quantified can potentially be insured." This is a relatively easy concept to understand. We take out policies to cover potential risk to pets and ...

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Friday, July 25, 2008

A funny look at some outrageous bets that have been placed down the years from ordinary people trying to make a quick buck or two!

Betting is a great form of entertainment and its popularity has spiraled since its birth on the internet. People are now having bets on the most bizarre and surreal situations as well as having a flut...

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Commuting-As Old As The Wheel

Commuting-As Old As The Wheel

Commuting. The very word conjures up visions of frustration and
long lines of vehicular madness. The idea is as old as man, even predating the invention that is re...

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Showing Boxers Can Impede Criminals Eluding Police

I, like most respectable rational people just do not get it. The "it" I am referring to is the fashion trend that leads certain people to allow their jeans and/or shorts to fall half way down ...

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Perfumes Enhance the Beauty and Style

Perfumes are the most sought-after fashionable items that add fragrance and beauty to everyone's life. As a result, choosing the right kind of perfume requires skill and homework. Men and women, young...

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Discontinued perfume: The Long-Lost Scent

If you are thinking about investing in the rarest of things, then you should probably think about looking into buying a discontinued perfume. Obviously, its fragrance reminds of the past, which is ant...

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

An American Psycho Meets the Clintons

Former president Bill Clinton should take pride in that he is definitely the best looking chubby chaseramericanpsychonovel.jpg out there. I easily came to this conclusion on June 3, 2008, when Hillar...

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Ugly People

I was just presented with that awkward moment the other day when I was at the mall and saw a friend from a previous job who was walking their newborn in a stroller. As I had not seen her in a few year...

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Fatherhood According To Larry

My husband has been known to have some unconventional behavior at times. Some of it is intentional and some of it is not. I especially remember some of his earlier antics.

Men who grew up with much y...

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Comedy Talent Agency A Description in Brief

Canadians love comedies, there are different talent agencies in the country that searches out the talented guys who can make people laugh with witty activities. Laughing is always a sign of healthines...

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Catch A Leprechaun

Learn how to catch a leprechaun!

So you want to catch a leprechaun?

Coming from the Emerlad Isle I will tell you a wee bit about the little men and the fastest way to catch...

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Man tries to cash 360 billion dollar check

According to Dallasnews, a man was arrested for going into a Chase bank and trying to cash a 360 billion dollar check that was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother. Who keeps 360 billion in there...

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Gambling Online

“Gambling is actually the activity involving keeping wealth at risk with a strong desire of winning some extra money than the one kept at risk.”
From last many decades gambling is one of the most ...

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

5 Strange Lucky Charms People Actually Use

As I haven't been feeling lucky lately, and my usual "Pave my own Destiny" line was on a leave of absence, I checked up some of the "luck rituals" and "lucky charms" that could...

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Monday, July 7, 2008

Lets make compost from marijuana

Police in Iowa caught a man with large quantities of marijuana in his truck but when asked what he planned to do with it he said it was to make compost. Now when you think of compost you think of soil...

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

How To Make People Laugh

If you haven’t thought you're amusing enough to make your friends laugh, then this is the right tutorial for you and your friends,as it teaches you various ways that will make you improve those skil...

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Saturday, July 5, 2008

An Independence Day Tradition

Everybody has heard the phrase "As American as baseball, hot dogs and apple pie." These three things must typify all that is good about America.

I am certain that many Americans will be watch...

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Friday, July 4, 2008

Man caught with marijuna around his wiener!

When we think of drug dealers hiding their stash we think of under the seat of a car or in the trunk but when has it gone to far? According to Metronews, a man by the name of Christopher Williams ...

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

My Dedicated Server Provider Makes My Life Hard

Dedicated servers are really all about support nowadays. I was glad when my dedicated server provider wrote to me the other day, so I could explain to him what my problems where.

Subject: Message...

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Life's Problem Solvers: Duct Tape and WD40

"All of life's problems can be solved with two things--duct tape and WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, you need duct tape. And if it doesn't move and it should, you need WD40."--Unknown

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"How About A Shot Out To My Man, Jay!"

PowerBall Winner: Happy After Cashing $147 Million Ticket [Photo]Jerry Jones, in a search for ways to reach deeper into Cowboys fans' checking account without committing a white collar crime, has come up with a doozy. ...

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Things To Remember Before You Renew

Drivers are always on the lookout for the best car insurance deal, it has been advised that the search is carried out once a year because the market is forever changing. Whether it is a new provider t...

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Monday, June 30, 2008

Dog Days of Summer

Dog Days begin July 3rd, but only in the Northern Hemisphere. In the Southern Hemisphere, it's the beginning of Penguin Days.

Today's exciting Dog Days trivia question:
- What are Dog Days anyway...

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LIST OF 12 PEOPLE THAT WE ALL HATE

In today's society, I think we will all admit that our congeniality towards our fellow human is often not where it should be. Too often there is road rage or shouting and arguing towards our fellow Ea...

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Latrine Lackey Does Not Merit Tipping

So here I was last night dining on a fine slab a cow and washing it down with a few adult beverages, when it became time to use the facilities. I was treating myself to a more upscale eatery because I...

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Need Some New Dancewear?

Everyone knows that wearing clothes that make you feel good improves your confidence and that is why it makes sense to pick your dancewear carefully. Get it wrong with an over the top outfit covered i...

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Friday, June 27, 2008

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Law of the Land:

The Law of the Land: Well, It Used to Be




The Average American's Bill of Rights:




1. You have the right to pray to any God if you believe in one. The government will n...

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Bitch-O-Scope Horoscopes - July 2008

Cancer - The first 15 days of this month you are going to be walking on air, which isn't normal for a water sign. Are you scared yet? You are not happy unless there is something to bitch about,...

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

8 Teens Accused of Beating 16 Year Old Girl and Posting the Video On YouTube have been Permanently Banned from Santa's Nice List

Stunning development. This just in from the North Pole Gazette.



In a rare and almost unprecedented move - Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, Rudolph and Arthur Honeytree (the Head Elf), after a bri...

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

12 Funny Reasons Why School is Good for You

You know how everyone's always complaining that they hate school, and talking about how much it sucks? Well, they're WRONG! School is good for you, and here's why:

1. School will make you enj...

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Monday, June 23, 2008

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Asia is Taking Over the World

So the latest results are in and it's official: Asia is basically taking over the world. This article is an, ahem, professional examination of why this is the case and what it could mean for you a...

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

10 attention hoarding shirts

Guess what? One of the most popular gifts people give are shirts. They match every possible occasion and some are very budget friendly. The only problem in giving out shirts is sometimes, you do n...

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Beef Herds & Closet Cases Are My Kryptonite

I want to live until I'm a hundred. I'd also like to be really, really fucking rich.

I only want to achieve the former so long as my essential parts (read: penis) do not resemble wilting ...

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Friday, June 20, 2008

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!


1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
drink on your feet).
Cure: Man...

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Recession Proof

What an extraordinary sense of freedom I had this morning after quitting my job. No thought went into my decision. The President has taught me that too much thinking can lead to indecisiveness. After...

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DEPLETED URANIUM IN THE HUMAN <b>BODY</b>: Sr Rosalie Bertell, PhD

... biometrics)explains the effects of the weaponized DU on the people of Iraq and the planet. In subsequent parts of this series, Dr. Bertell offers readily-accessible ways to detox some heavy metals and poisons from the body. ...

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

So You Think Web Marketing is Funny?

If your aim is to sell something to an audience on the Internet, it's important that you keep a couple things in mind. Primarily, you must remember that nobody wants to be sold anything, but everyone ...

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Monday, June 16, 2008

Be Both A Mom And A Trendsetter!

Just because you are having a baby, doesn't mean you have to sacrifice your fashion sense for a convenient and ordinary style. Now as a mother you have the option of exploring style for baby as well.
...

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Good Soup?

If you want to get rave reviews on any soup you make, the first element is to make sure your loved one first has a long, steady diet of military food. Here's our story:

When my husband and I we...

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<b>Body of War</b>

http://www.youtube.com/watch. Mobile post sent by 000Robert using Utterz. reply-count Replies.

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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Its a GOOD thing he's cute!!!

OMGoodness!!!
My son just made a huge mess!! And it has to do with a puppy and a toilet! While your reading this, you may laugh alittle. But I'm not, at least not right now!

My son is 19 months old...

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Friday, June 13, 2008

The Official Disclaimer

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER



This site does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anythi...

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

early retirement program

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.

Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thu...

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

3 of History's Best Pranks

Mischievousness and laughter is a part of all of us. Everyone loves a comedian! We have genres dedicated to it, and many businesses thrive on making people laugh as well. People from all walks of life...

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Take The First Step On The Media Career Ladder With Taylor Green Recruitment

For a reliable new media jobs agency, trust in Taylor Green to get you the position that suits your skills best; the job you deserve.

Taylor Green specialises in new media recruitment and we are reno...

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

How To Get A Merchant Cash Advance

You must have heard so much about merchant cash advance and do not know how to get it or from where it can be sourced. If you have tried without success to get a business loan from the bank, it is tim...

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Monday, June 9, 2008

<b>Animal House</b>

I don’t know what it is about my house, but we seem to have pretty frequent run-ins with wild animals considering we are in the middle of the city. Last week I was moving something in the area between my house and the neighbor’s house ...

Source: http://petknows.com/2008/06/02/animal-house/

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Cash Gifting: Your Kidding Me Right?


To give you a little background on myself, I was born in Montreal and ever since then I have been traveling extensively, so home is wherever I land. I have lived in 6 countries all over the world, fr...

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Saturday, June 7, 2008

Sri Lanka: 50 detained after bombings

At least 50 people were detained during a house-to-house search following two bus bombings in Sri Lanka which killed at least 22 people Friday, police said.

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International Slap Your Workmate Day

Did you know that January 16th is International Nothing Day? And 21st January is Squirrel Appreciation Day? And January 26th is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. Check here for a few more crazy ho...

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Friday, June 6, 2008

Make Over your Kitchen on a Budget

The kitchen is one of the most used rooms in a home. It is the center of family activity and the place everyone goes at least once a day. People love to make their kitchen a nice place that looks go...

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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Little Things to Ponder (Fable for Greed)

Once there lived a Man hunter. One day he was eager to hunt for a unique wild animal. Thinking of best way of having one, he has to polish his gun carefully before he proceeds. Now he was ready to go ...

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

NO MORE ILLEGAL ALIENS!

We have had it in this country with all of the illegal aliens. There are just too many of them. Why can't they stay where they belong? So many folks are troubled by this influx. We have laws again...

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A Gentleman's Guide to Back Seat Drivers

It is common knowledge that ladies find it difficult to remain in one spot for extended periods of time - unless, of course, chocolate, aromatherapy or fluffy kittens are provided. Studies show tha...

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Are You Bold Enough To Wear This?

Graffiti, it’s everywhere, the alleyways, the subways and especially the common public bathroom. For as long as people have sat there, they have written or drawn on the walls. ‘For a good time c...

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Monday, June 2, 2008

Excuse For Missing School

Looking for an excuse for missing school? Read on...

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Doctor Excuse Form Note

Today there are many employers that are coming up with very strict attendance policies, and many actually require that you have a doctor excuse form note to excuse yourself when you miss work. Now thi...

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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Fake Doctors Notes

More than likely at some point in time you're going to need to have a doctors' excuse for either school or for work. Not having one can get you in quite a bit of trouble.

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Saturday, May 31, 2008

School Excuses

There are a variety of places you can go online today to get school excuses that you can easily print off. In fact, you can find various templates that you can print from your computer so you can take...

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Fake Doctors Sick Note

Looking for a fake doctors sick note? Read on...

Clic...

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Doctor Excuses - Get The Sick Time You Need With A Doctor Excuse Form Note

Every now and then, just about every one ends up needing doctor excuses. In many cases the doctor excuse form note is the only time that your employer is going to excuse your absence from work. These ...

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Doctors Excuses - Using A Fake Doctors Sick Note To Get Out Of Work Or School

Looking for doctors excuses? You're not alone. Thousands of people a day search online for a fake doctors sick note. These fake doctors notes can be found online. Read on to learn where you can fi...

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Printable Doctors Excuses - Using A Doctors Excuse As An Excuse For Missing School Or Work

Today there are a variety of different places on the web where you can go to get printable doctors excuses. You can use the doctors excuse as an excuse for missing school or work. There are a variety ...

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Printable Doctor Excuses - Using Doctors Excuses For Students And Employees

About every one will require printable doctor excuses from time to time. If you do have doctors excuses for students or employees for missing school or work, usually you cannot get into trouble with y...

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The Blind Beggar

I have a friend who just doesn't seem to run out of funny stories. Although this story is simply a humorous one, it is not intended to hurt anyone - but it is simply related to provide humor.

The se...

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Cartoon Caricatures of Celebrities

There are many different ways to give your website an original flair or appeal. The coming of Web 2.0 will surely have an impact of online advertising. But there is still a place for some of the older...

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

To Change A Name

A friend of mine told me of an old Chinese business man named Ton Shing Hua who had been an immigrant to the United States for almost 10 years. One of this man's challenges was to make it easier for ...

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Aunt Ruth and the Ginger Snap Cookie Incident

We grew up in the 1940's and '50's on a small dairy and chicken farm in Belfast, Maine. 'We' being my two brothers and three cousins. Times there were hard. Farming in those days, as I suspect it is n...

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Caricatures: An Historical Encounter

Humorous or demeaning, caricatures have always captured the attention of people from all walks of life. Caricatures, in their very essence, have a human appeal, which tend to exaggerate or distort a p...

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A Gift with a Difference!

How often do you find yourself in a dilemma when you begin looking for the perfect gift to present your wife, your parents or your dearest friend? I guess most of us want to gift something unique-...

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Friday, May 23, 2008

How To Make Your Blog Stand Out From The Crowd

There are millions of bloggers, millions of blogs: how
can you ever stand out from the crowd? Well someone
is going to, so determine that someone is you!

Kick in with the design of your blo...

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Pharisee and the Tax Collector

Perhaps, a majority of Christians already know the story of the Pharisee and the tax collector as related by Jesus in the Holy Bible. This is b...

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Getting Married

This story was one of the examples that was related by a pastor in one of his church sermons.

An old millionaire have one day decided to distribute his wealth to his heirs. However, this millionaire...

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Attack of the Pinheads: A bowler's worst nightmare

It was late. The game was almost over...almost.

The Pinheads had just about enough. They had one ball too many thro...

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Monday, May 19, 2008

The Down and the Dirty

It is perplexing how most men seem to think that women can't take dirty jokes. Admittedly, we tend to draw the line at certain things (anything devaluing women can't be funny...unless we're talki...

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Seasickness Remedies That Really Do Work

Seasickness does exist and is probably the primary reason people avoid cruises. And, cruises from New York may seem particularly daunting since ships must sail in the Atlantic Ocean where storms aren'...

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

Choose the right Bass Fishing Tackle for your first fishing adventure

If your going on your first Bass fishing trip and you haven't done any fishing ever before it can be a bit daunting to try and find the right fishing tackle. The moment you step in to a shop that sel...

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Golf Bites - Lighten up, its only a game!

It is definitely interesting how we can so whole heartedly detest a game while at the same time enjoy it for its relaxation/stress releasing benefits. It doesn’t matter how old or young you are, yo...

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

PLANETURINE.COM

PLANETURINE.COM
Bette Dowdell

You know life is not all you hoped it might be when you find yourself spending time at www.planeturine.com. Pray let me tell you a story of staggering to triumph through...

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Funny 50th Birthday Poem - How To Create A Personal Gift

It can be extremely difficult to find the perfect words when looking for a funny 50th birthday poem. Finding a funny 50th birthday poem that will not only make someone laugh but is special, personal a...

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I Should Have Gone To Bed

It was 9:30 in the evening when my stomach began to growl and complain of emptiness. There's a Subway Sandwich Shop on the corner of our street, and the cool nights here in Arizona make it an enjo...

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Do Not Panic I Am Not Islamic

This is a funny little story, if not a some what sad reflection on the state of today’s society, it is all about the months after the July terrorist bombings in London. Enjoy!

The UK as a whole was...

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The National Bums Club of America

Let's face it, who doesn't want to be a bum.

Bums have all of the power and who doesn't want power? Right? Right.

We all want power. Of course, the down side is that sometimes there i...

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How to Tell Jokes

How to Tell Jokes

We all have heard this line; Did you hear the one about?

Telling jokes is still one of the most popular forms of getting people to smile and laugh. Laughter has been known to h...

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

THOUGHTS ON MOTHERHOOD

Thoughts on Motherhood... by Karen A. Lech

Motherhood, as Erma Bombeck once said, is the second oldest profession. I tend to disagree, as biblically there was no red light district in the Garden of ...

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Weekend Tips / A Lazy ���Worst Of��� Compilation

Saying goodbye to the football season is very much like giving birth to a ginger child: after nine months of optimism, hope and anguish, you’re left with a genuine feeling of disappointment.

Th...

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Alarms and Clocks: an outline History

The earliest form of alarm clock was probably a big guy standing by a sundial waiting to shout: Oi -- wake up!

Alarm is defined as a state of fear or heightened anxiety and comes from old Italia...

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What is it with Clock radios?

I don't know what it is with the manufacturers of clock radios, but when they sit at their brain storming sessions, thinking up new ways to design this little noise box to wake you up in the morning f...

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Teachers have to be old and ugly

Next month, the world's youngest college professor will be starting her new job at Konkuk University, at the ripe age of 19. Initially this is an amazing story. Alia Sabur was in college at 10, workin...

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25 signs you have had too much to drink

1.) You lose arguments with a garden hose.

2.) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3.) Job interfering with you're drinking.

4.) Your doctor finds tra...

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Friday, May 9, 2008

Naked Day: Coming Back to Nature

"Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons." Genesis 3:3

In the Book of Genesis, God made Ada...

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Ispovijest mlade seljanke

Jednog jutra ja sjedim na plaštu i osjećam gdje mi
sise rastu, stalno trljam rukom ispod donje trbe jer
me ovdje sad dlačice svrbe. Ležim tako i sunce me
grije, među noge ne...

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CHAPTER 4: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Makes a 'Name' For Herself

(Don't Ask Me - I Only Write 'Em!)

Chapters 1, 2, and 3 tell the story of my little black cat, Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty: how she came to live with me, accidentally get herself elected to Cong...

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

10 More Silly Lorry Stories!

As I reported in my previous article, 'World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories', lorries and lorry drivers seem to have a habit of being involved in some of the world's quirkiest news stories. Well, with a...

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

CHAPTER 3: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Swoops Congress

(Don't Ask Me - I Only Write 'em!)

Chapters 1 and 2 related the incredible aspects of my little black cat, the inimitable Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty, accidentally getting herself elected to Congres...

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Beaver in Argentina

25 pairs of beaver were taken to Argentina by someone interested in fur farming. They were under the radar of the local predators and there are now over 200,000 of them in the wild. (Enthusiasti...

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Monday, May 5, 2008

4 Ways You Don���t Want to Die

When I’ve done all I can to live this wonderful, wonderful life of mine, maybe have a successful career, become a guajillionaire, raise amazing kids who will outdo me and carry my name, live on a fa...

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

The Idiots Defense Fund

Are you an idiot? Have people told you this? While, it truly is a very rude thing to say to someone, there comes a time when we simply have to admit the hard cold facts. You can do it...say th...

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Key Ingredients to Cool Funny Videos

Funny videos have become a hot and happening stuff among web surfers these days. Video sharing sites like You Tube, Big Think, Daily Motion or Google Videos are the central hubs for enthusiasts who de...

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Saturday, May 3, 2008

Spice Up Your Lives with Online Peppy Humors

Humor is the spice of life. Life without fun and humor is simply vain. Thanks to technological advancement in recent years, sources of humor have evolved themselves to new heights. Movies or plays are...

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When Traveling In Ireland, Avoid The Slurry Pits!

In 2004, I had a once in a lifetime opportunity to spend three weeks in Ireland! It was my first trip to Europe and I was over the moon with excitement and anticipation! I went with two friends, both ...

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Five Reasons Why Science Might End the World

Let's forget, for a moment, all the lofty promises that science fiction movies made, including flying cars, virtual worlds and teleportation. The real futuristic world offers amazing scientific advanc...

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South African Slang - understanding the locals

I was chatting to an Australian on a internet forum site today, and I realised that we almost speak a different language. I know some of the Aussie slang, but not enough to impress the guy. So OK, I l...

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Crosswords

Damn it to hell, what do they mean by "Rob Roy refusal?" I have been consuming alcohol for nearly 50 years and cannot get this one.

According to the New York Times the puzzle "...get...

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5 Common Things People Get Frustrated About

1.) Windows Vista

This speaks for itself. Windows Vista is like having unprotected sexual relations with a bimbo. Someone who looks absolutely radiant and sexy, but has the intelligence ...

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Five Things You Didn't Know You Can Use Oils and Lubes On

We all know that oil as lubrication can be used on rusty door hinges, car engine lubrication, jewelry cleaning solution and even in creating a non-stick surface for Teflon pans and pots. But did you ...

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Counter Curse

Once upon a time, I cleaned the kitchen counter. I looked upon my accomplishment and was amazed at the size and usability of this arti. I had no idea that I could actually prepare meals on top of it. ...

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CHAPTER 2: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Does Politics

(Don't ask me - I only write 'em!)

In CHAPTER 1: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Goes to Washington, I explained the life of the inimitable Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty as a kitten and the trials she faced ...

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Monday, April 28, 2008

how to catch crabs

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Struggle From Shame

Even as Christians, all of us have many different struggles in life. Much more so that we are struggling because of sin and sin is so shameful that we need our continous spiritual cleansing.

Althoug...

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Date

As he rushed out of the door of his office, he glanced at his watch, "Only 5 minutes late!" he thought to himself. "Drive a little faster and I should make it on time, no sweat!" as he...

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Evolution?

The Institute for Profunditilogical Thought, has just released its latest position paper. The council has thought about this situation deeply, with great intensity, since this is such a sensiti...

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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Squirrels,Cats, and Lawn Mowers

When I first started writing a blog, I figured it would be a piece of cake. Just write a few lines and that would be it. Well, that is the farthest thing from the truth. Blogs require a great deal of ...

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Pope Benedict calls for the Religious Freedom to blow yourself Up

This afternoon Pope Benedict XVI addressed the United Nations minutes from ground zero and called for religious freedom. Pope Benedict, wearing his brand new white Prada yarmulkah told the ambassadors...

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Friday, April 25, 2008

The Plight of Growing Old

Growing old...

Something I know a little something about. There's a lot of people out there that say that growing old is hard, but I have to admit, it one of the easiest things I have ever done and i...

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So you want to be a banquet manager

So, You Want To Be a Banquet Manager

Are you nuts!

Sure, it looked like a glamorous position when you attended your friends wedding last month. Watching the banquet manager, or maitre d', escorting...

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T OWN A DRAGON AS A PET

It's almost dragon breeding season and soon your local animal shelters will be offering these poor homeless fire-breathing creatures (and their cute hatchlings) to unsuspecting customers. Be a...

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Boo! Top 10 Scariest Travel Destinations

Some people travel for fun, others for excitement, but perhaps the most alarming genre of tourists are the ones who get their kicks from visiting the most horrifying and ghoulish destinations from thr...

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Sign me up to swear off signs

The Five Man Electrical Band (originally The Staccatos) was a rock group from Canada’s capital city of Ottawa, best known for their 1971 hit single”Signs“, a song that greatly popularize...

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The Organized Failure Business Model

The term "business model" describes a broad range of informal and formal models that are used by enterprises to represent various aspects of business, including its purpose, offerings, strateg...

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

CHAPTER 1: Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty Goes To Washington

How did it all start? I really can't answer that. All I know at this point is that my cute little black cat, Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty, is now in Washington, D.C. where she went having somehow been ele...

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Lorries In The Limelight

What do you think of when you picture a lorry? Perhaps one of these lorries from popular culture. They might not wear giant sunglasses or have punch-ups with the paparazzi, but that doesn't make t...

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Office Joke

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Oppo...

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Mad Cow Takes No Bull!

Mad cow disease is a killer. When cows get mad all society suffers. As the commercial says 'happy cows make good cheese'. That's true, you know. And good burgers too. Anyway, if cows are bullied all t...

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Carols

The adult film industry has many knockers, but I remain a fully-fledged supporter. My only possible critique would be that the storylines occasionally lack realism. I can’t begin to tell you how d...

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World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories!

Whether it's down to lack of sleep, a comical attitude or a desire for distractions on a long journey, for some reason lorries and lorry drivers have been the focus of many of the craziest news storie...

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Which Came First; The Chicken Or The Egg?

The first recorded reference to the Chicken and Egg debate harks all the way back to ancient Greek philosophers when Aristotle (384-322 BC) wrote:

"If there has been a first man he m...

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Are you a Geek?

According to Richard Clarke on an interview last 2007 on The Colbert report, the difference between nerds and geeks is "geeks get it done" as Julie Smith defined a geek as "a bright young ...

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Friday, April 18, 2008

LEARNING CHINESE - NOT!

When I first came to Taiwan to live I listened to the language and thought to myself, "OK, this doesn't sound so hard. I have high-school French and German so I already possess some linguistic abi...

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The Problem With Girls...

Ok, Please do not pelt rocks at me. Let me start off by saying that I love women. Whether they be big (hey, i dedicated a whole post to this here ) or tiny, blond, brunette, white, black, cara...

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Redneck How-To Guide

There seems to come a time in everyone's journey down the highway of life that you reflect on your state of affairs and conclude that you want to become a redneck. As demonstrated by the armored car ...

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A tongue in cheek method of predicting success, based upon Men's room habits

There is surely a female equivalent to this, but a thought which has been almost in my consciousness until today, was suddenly clarified in such a manner that I feel confident enough to proclaim it he...

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Supermutant Powers! What Would You Choose?

Ok, let's throw the gloves out if the window. Let's not pretend to be mature and intellectual. Let's all just let go of work, of school, of girl problems and of all things stressful in our life. Let's...

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Goofisms: The Worms Have It!

Big Oil, the meat industry, chemical fertilizer manufacturers and queasy people everywhere are shaking in their boots due to recent scientific and agricultural innovations brought about by worm farmin...

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A Day in the Life of a Road Comic

Ever wonder what a comedian does in all the hours when he's not onstage? Well, what follows is a typical day in the life of yours truly. The entertainer's life, in all of it's steamy details, is n...

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Monday, April 14, 2008

I Want To Kiss Your Ass!

As our population increases there seems to be more and more drivers who try to live their life on
the edge. Some people might think spontaneous lane changers who move from one lane to
another or bli...

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The story of a Face

When asked if I would consider having a face lift I thought for only a moment and replied “it is a little too late for this old face. But as I look at these wrinkles I see the story of a lif...

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

WWW. Fred/me/I am getting worried about him.com

I purchased a ceramic frog at a dollar store several years ago. I immediately placed him on the ledge of my stove. I named him Fred because he reminded me of a Fred. He just looks like a Fred and in s...

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I can give what no other can.

A paper hat!

Thats right ladies your own paper hat. I will make it for you out of that days paper. If you wish I can adorn it with frilly things and semi precious stones.

Wanna be a sexy pirate?...

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Uhhh...I Wouldn't Eat There If I Were You

The world over is full of amazing places to go, adventures to take and awesome meals to partake in. I for one am a firm believer that you the true way to get the flavor of any place is to try its food...

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The Great Log Cabin Cover Up

They lied to me. The brohure said,”some log”. What it should have said was almost all log. Would that have stopped me? Good question.
It was a piture perfect setting. A white ...

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